So apparently I have to watch MTV's Jersey Shore. This promotional photo makes me seriously want sanitize my fingers and my mouse. In as few words as possible, please list the reasons why I need to watch this show.
UPDATE: So I've just finished stweaming the foist three episodes of Joisey Shaw off MTV's website. The voidict is in.... I fawkin' love it, Babydwallz! It's full of dwama and fearwess. I guess maybe I'm just a typical Guido afterawll! Snooki - what a sweethwaawt!