
OMG. Worst movie.
Ever. Director
Roland Emmerich's (
The Day After Tomorrow) latest action blockbuster
2012 is quite the catastrophe and no, I'm not just referring to the natural disaster the film centers around.
The two and a half hour debacle from
Columbia Pictures focuses on recently separated
Jackson Curtis (
John Cusack) and
Kate Curtis (
Amanda Peet), the latter who is one of the film's few redeeming qualilties with her genuine performance.
Jackson decides to take their two children to
Yellowstone National Park for a weekend getaway, where he has a chance encounter with
Charlie Frost (
Woody Harrelson). It turns out that zaney
Charlie happens to have been compiling proof that the world is about to come to an end and the U.S. government is conspiring in failing to inform the public about this.
Adrian Helmsley (
Chiwetel Ejiofor) is a scientist who is made aware via a tip-off in India, that the world is on the verge of ending and he informs
President Tommy Wilson (
Danny Glover) of this. A strategy is developed to benefit billionaires around the world in selling them spots on a jumbo airplane designed to transport them to safety amidst world destruction.
There are several confusing and poorly developed subplots in
2012.
Jackson and
Kate are still in love clearly, but
Kate is now living with plastic surgeon
Gordon (
Thomas McCarthy), who magically knows how to navigate an airplane we learn.
Laura Wilson (
Thandie Newton) is the daughter of
President Wilson and her father sacrifices a spot for her aboard this life-saving jumbo plane. And within moments after her father's subsequent tragic death during the catastrophe, she winds up falling in love with
Adrian and shows little remorse over her father's death. What Dad?