JOHNNY WEIR IS CHRISTINA AGUILERA, EVAN LYSACEK IS BRITNEY SPEARS

 

U.S. Men's Figure Skaters Evan Lysacek and Johnny Weir can skank-it-up like the rest of them and with bodies like that, it would be a waste not to, I say.  Lysacek is scheduled to appear on the forthcoming season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars, while Weir is finding a second career of his own as a reality show star in Be Good Johnny Weir.   

Weir appeared on gossip program Access Hollywood today and likened the rivalry between him and Lysacek to that of Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, ten years ago.  Weir of course wanted to be Christina, while likening Lysacek to America's Sweetheart Spears.  Cute analogy, although based on that illustration, isn't Weir also implying that he's a better skater also, technically?

VIDEO PREMIERE: MARIAH CAREY - 100% (FEATURING EVAN LYSACEK & ME... SORTA)

How hot is this? Mariah Carey, Olympic Gold Medal hotness Evan Lysacek and me (...sorta) in a music video together at last! This video for 100% was just released and it will be appearing on both the AT&T Team USA Soundtrack and upcoming studio/remix album Angels Advocate.

Carey recently filmed this video at Toronto's Air Canada Centre as part of her Angels Advocate Tour and somewhere along the back of the floor, you will see finger silhouettes of both my friend Habeyah and me, waving in the air. Yes I know, my finger looks amazing!  Do they have Casting Agents for Finger Modeling?

A LOVE LETTER TO EVAN LYSACEK RE: GOLD MEDAL WIN!

Congratulations, Evan Lysacek on your gold medal win in the Men's Figure Skating Long Program Competition tonight!  

Sincerely, 

Your Asian-Canadian Loveslave - Will

p.s. Please give Johnny Weir a hug from me.  Underappreciated.com
p.s.2 You're hot! xx

JOHNNY WEIR'S PINK CORSET

Make no mistake about it,  25 year-old American Figure Skater Johnny Weir is the Adam Lambert of Men's Figure Skating.  Talented, flamboyant, fearless and underrated when it counted most - Weir in tonight's Men's Short Program at the 2010 Winter Olympics; Lambert in the season eight finale of American Idol.   Weir stunned as the event's Dark Horse in a black and pink Burlesque-inspired corset.

Weir's sixth place ranking tonight from a conservative panel of judges drew collective boos from the audience at Vancouver's Pacific Coliseum.  Despite this injustice, the star of the night was handsome American competitor Evan Lysacek who ranked second.  Timelessly classic and technically perfect.  I'd like a second helping that, please.  Thanks!

The Men's Long Program competition will air this coming Thursday on NBC and CTV at 8 PM EST.